What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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