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I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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