pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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