so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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