And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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