Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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