hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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