you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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