shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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