I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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