Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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