I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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