So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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