but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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