she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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