big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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