I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
True college students do jello shots in the library
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