Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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