is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
the liver wants what the liver wants
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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