i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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