why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I don't think brook has ever known best
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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