Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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