Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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