Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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