I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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