Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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