dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
