But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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