It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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