Yo dont text me then not text me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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