Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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