apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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