omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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