Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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