Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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