stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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