Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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