Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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