I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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