she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You're a waste of cheezeits
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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