CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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