I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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