Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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