More tranny stories later!
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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