I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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