I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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