She's JV to your varsity
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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