I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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