I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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