come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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