You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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