My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
