I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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