Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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