its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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